The act of being invited to and then unscrupiously uninvited to a function (a funeral, birthday party, etc.) and dissed by your family members at the same time.
by kmeloco October 23, 2011
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"Hey come over here at half time."
"I'm watching the game."
"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."
"No I'm staying here."
"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"
"Yes."
"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"
"Yes."
"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"
"Yes I am."
"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
"I'm watching the game."
"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."
"No I'm staying here."
"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"
"Yes."
"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"
"Yes."
"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"
"Yes I am."
"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
by binksycat April 6, 2015
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by jpg3 November 5, 2011
Get the disinterneted mug.A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."
Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."
Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"
Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."
Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"
Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016
Get the Helm of Disintegration mug.Masterpiece release of new wave/goth rock band The Cure. Also a song on said album.
One of the very best albums of all time.
One of the very best albums of all time.
by a fire inside January 19, 2005
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1. Decay
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album
Guy #1: "I think I'm disintegrating"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"
by Francisca Sondjaja May 13, 2005
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