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disinvite 

The act of being invited to and then unscrupiously uninvited to a function (a funeral, birthday party, etc.) and dissed by your family members at the same time.
She disinvited me to her wedding twice.
disinvite by kmeloco October 23, 2011
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Disinvite 

What happens when people act like a bitch and don't want to watch the National Championship with their friends, and instead they decide to watch it with their parents instead.
"Hey come over here at half time."

"I'm watching the game."

"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."

"No I'm staying here."

"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"

"Yes."

"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"

"Yes."

"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"

"Yes I am."

"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
Disinvite by binksycat April 6, 2015

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.
The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.
disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Helm of Disintegration 

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

disintegration 

Masterpiece release of new wave/goth rock band The Cure. Also a song on said album.

One of the very best albums of all time.
If all else fails, Disintegration can calm me and ease my insomnia.
disintegration by a fire inside January 19, 2005

disintegration 

best album EVEH!

disintegration 

1. Decay
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album
Guy #1: "I think I'm disintegrating"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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