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disinvite 

The act of being invited to and then unscrupiously uninvited to a function (a funeral, birthday party, etc.) and dissed by your family members at the same time.
She disinvited me to her wedding twice.
disinvite by kmeloco October 23, 2011
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disinvited 

a word made up in a futile attempt at making people feel bad about not being able to go to disneyland... which in reality, is completely false
i like making up words like "disinvited" to make me feel good about myself

Disinvite 

What happens when people act like a bitch and don't want to watch the National Championship with their friends, and instead they decide to watch it with their parents instead.
"Hey come over here at half time."

"I'm watching the game."

"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."

"No I'm staying here."

"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"

"Yes."

"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"

"Yes."

"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"

"Yes I am."

"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
Disinvite by binksycat April 6, 2015

Dissedinvited 

Getting uninvited from a gathering while being dissed at the same time
I was dissedinvited from the party.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026