disfragled 

when implications of a normal state are fragled by cunfusion and embodiments of disorentation of stress from being a kitten caryer to the next room lead you disembodied by disarrey and dismemberment of otherwise carticulate playfullness otherwise known as being a cat

the cat in the hat is disfragled ,monster is disfragled ,a cashier is disfragled ,a truck driver is disfragled ,hail bailer is disfragled,a fruzzled continuim is disfragled, a girafe is disfragled ,xeroxation is disfragled,A monster hat is disfragled

disfragled by a truck driver and a cat July 3, 2010

Dishragged 

The feminine equivalent of teabagging; whereby female genetalia are used to smack someone in the face, giving the sensation of being dabbed with a warm, wet dishrag. Oftentimes leaving a residue.

YOU: Your dog dishragged me!

ME: What?!?

YOU: When I woke up to your dog, Taffy trying to hump my face, it felt like being smacked on the cheeck with a sloppy, wet dishrag.

Dishragged by Quite-Contrary July 22, 2009

Disfungled 

Another word for mangled, disfigured. Only applies if you are from Hull

After a machine accident, his hand was disfungled

Disfungled by Disfungled September 19, 2018

disfargle 

An adjective for something so horrible there is no word to describe it, Therefore the word disfargle can be used to describe the horribleness of a noun.

Oh jebus!! This potato salad is disfargle I shall throw this away!

disfargle by mark hill October 18, 2007

disfangled 

when one becomes disoriented or unsure of what he or she is doing

I got very disfangled when i was talking on the phone and packing

disfangled by panda.actual January 15, 2009

distragedy 

Someone who thinks they’re good at sniping.

My friend thinks he’s distragedy at Call of Duty

distragedy by Covented September 21, 2020

distragedy 

Someone who thinks is good with snipers/marksman rifles.

My friend thinks he’s distragedy when it comes to sniping on Call of Duty

distragedy by Covented September 21, 2020