Dishragged

The feminine equivalent of teabagging; whereby female genetalia are used to smack someone in the face, giving the sensation of being dabbed with a warm, wet dishrag. Oftentimes leaving a residue.

YOU: Your dog dishragged me!

ME: What?!?

YOU: When I woke up to your dog, Taffy trying to hump my face, it felt like being smacked on the cheeck with a sloppy, wet dishrag.

by Quite-Contrary July 22, 2009

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Dish-ragged

To get absolutely and positively owned, used, or abused. To be tossed down like a used dish rag after the dishes have been done. Generally used in the contexts of American football, fighting, and relationships.

1)"Wow, that running back just got dish-ragged by that Middle Linebacker."

2)"Rampage just dish-ragged that chump who tried to charge him."

3)"Man, Joe's girlfriend just dish-ragged his ass and left him for another dude."

by Bren G August 16, 2008

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Cuddle distrugged

When you in a indephant depressive mood because you hate to sleep alone.

It’s so close I can taste it and I gotta just take being cuddle distrugged

by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

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disfragled

when implications of a normal state are fragled by cunfusion and embodiments of disorentation of stress from being a kitten caryer to the next room lead you disembodied by disarrey and dismemberment of otherwise carticulate playfullness otherwise known as being a cat

the cat in the hat is disfragled ,monster is disfragled ,a cashier is disfragled ,a truck driver is disfragled ,hail bailer is disfragled,a fruzzled continuim is disfragled, a girafe is disfragled ,xeroxation is disfragled,A monster hat is disfragled

by a truck driver and a cat July 3, 2010

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disranged

a word that a crazy old beyotch from Kitchen Nightmares made up during the show aired on July 22, 2008. I think she actually meant to say disarranged.

Tom came back and was all disranged.

by finco nueva August 19, 2008

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