Dishragged 

The feminine equivalent of teabagging; whereby female genetalia are used to smack someone in the face, giving the sensation of being dabbed with a warm, wet dishrag. Oftentimes leaving a residue.

YOU: Your dog dishragged me!

ME: What?!?

YOU: When I woke up to your dog, Taffy trying to hump my face, it felt like being smacked on the cheeck with a sloppy, wet dishrag.

Dishragged by Quite-Contrary July 22, 2009

Dish-ragged 

To get absolutely and positively owned, used, or abused. To be tossed down like a used dish rag after the dishes have been done. Generally used in the contexts of American football, fighting, and relationships.

1)"Wow, that running back just got dish-ragged by that Middle Linebacker."

2)"Rampage just dish-ragged that chump who tried to charge him."

3)"Man, Joe's girlfriend just dish-ragged his ass and left him for another dude."

Dish-ragged by Bren G August 16, 2008

Cuddle distrugged

When you in a indephant depressive mood because you hate to sleep alone.

It’s so close I can taste it and I gotta just take being cuddle distrugged

Cuddle distrugged by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

disfragled 

when implications of a normal state are fragled by cunfusion and embodiments of disorentation of stress from being a kitten caryer to the next room lead you disembodied by disarrey and dismemberment of otherwise carticulate playfullness otherwise known as being a cat

the cat in the hat is disfragled ,monster is disfragled ,a cashier is disfragled ,a truck driver is disfragled ,hail bailer is disfragled,a fruzzled continuim is disfragled, a girafe is disfragled ,xeroxation is disfragled,A monster hat is disfragled

disfragled by a truck driver and a cat July 3, 2010

disranged

a word that a crazy old beyotch from Kitchen Nightmares made up during the show aired on July 22, 2008. I think she actually meant to say disarranged.

Tom came back and was all disranged.

disranged by finco nueva August 19, 2008

distragedy 

Someone who thinks they’re good at sniping.

My friend thinks he’s distragedy at Call of Duty

distragedy by Covented September 21, 2020

distragedy 

Someone who thinks is good with snipers/marksman rifles.

My friend thinks he’s distragedy when it comes to sniping on Call of Duty

distragedy by Covented September 21, 2020