disformed

When something is disformed, it is not in the form you would normally associate with it.
A proper confusing word that sometimes confuses the confusee.

Thats disformed!
(To be used in all circumstances, even when it has no relevance to the current sentance.)

disformed by Dr T Happy May 26, 2006

disvorced

Couples or spouses temporarily living apart due to professional choices or reasons

Jack and Sherry are one of those disvorced couples you meet often in today's world

disvorced by rhaco September 12, 2005

Deformed Ham 

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

distortedglitch 

That one guy who destroys you in video games despite having the highest ping ever.

Man that one distortedglitch keeps kicking my ass.

distortedglitch by Atreiu February 17, 2020

super deformed 

In anime and manga, when a character is drawn cartoonishly short, about 3 heads high and has deexagerated limbs (i.e. having mitt-like hands, or long stubs for arms). Characters are often shown super-deformed when characters get in comical situations. Often used interexchangibly with chibi, though technically, they're twoi separate, yet similar things.

super deformed by Danny Sotelo May 4, 2003

Deformed pinkie 

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!

Deformed pinkie by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

Deformed Dog 

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

Deformed Dog by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022