The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own
fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight
teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.
Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the
ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a
high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
