Zeroisbeyond's definitions

Kazakhstanian insert

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.

Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo

by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022

Ethiopian Xbox

The act of taking a gay guy, plugging them into your TV through their thick meaty cake, and using their erect shlong to play Pac-man

guy #1: Hey wanna play call of duty?
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

Banana

sus

person #1: Banana
person #2: sus

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

Discord Mods

Males that's only sense of power is through banning people for putting memes in general. They tend to be at least 300lbs and play league of legends more than they have social interactions. Another definition for them is child predator.

Kitten: Hi
Discord Mods: Lemme see your feet

by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022

Refrigerator

Corpse preservation apparatus, or CPA for short. At least one shelf of it is dedicated to mountain dew.

me: I can't wait to eat my grandma's meaty thighs. Let me get them from the refrigerator.
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

Nigerian Sloppy

The act of cramming a charred chili dog up your ass.

Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER

by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022

Spogging

The act of stealing other peoples poop before they flush to use as building blocks for a snowman or rather, a poop man like your dad.

person #1: Bro my poop keep disappearin'
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022