Definitions by Zeroisbeyond

Kazakhstanian insert 

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.

Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo

Kazakhstanian insert by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022

Swallom 

A frozen corpse that is in the middle of sucking off some man bussy. Most likely a blonde white girl that clearly goes to starbucks in the morning.

Guy 1: Hey bro check out that swallom over there.
Guy 2: That's pretty hot
Guy 1: no idiot it's cold, their literally frozen

Swallom by Zeroisbeyond March 2, 2022

American Bagel 

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

American Bagel by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

Nigerian Toothbrush 

The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.

Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.

Nigerian Toothbrush by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

Ethiopian Xbox 

The act of taking a gay guy, plugging them into your TV through their thick meaty cake, and using their erect shlong to play Pac-man

guy #1: Hey wanna play call of duty?
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy

Ethiopian Xbox by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

Discord Mods 

Males that's only sense of power is through banning people for putting memes in general. They tend to be at least 300lbs and play league of legends more than they have social interactions. Another definition for them is child predator.

Kitten: Hi
Discord Mods: Lemme see your feet

Discord Mods by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022

Nigerian Sloppy 

The act of cramming a charred chili dog up your ass.

Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER

Nigerian Sloppy by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022