Refrigerator

Corpse preservation apparatus, or CPA for short. At least one shelf of it is dedicated to mountain dew.

me: I can't wait to eat my grandma's meaty thighs. Let me get them from the refrigerator.
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

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American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

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Nigerian Toothbrush

The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.

Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

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Spogging

The act of stealing other peoples poop before they flush to use as building blocks for a snowman or rather, a poop man like your dad.

person #1: Bro my poop keep disappearin'
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

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Dream Stan

Fatherless child who's gender changes based on the weather. Known for liking a green youtuber that speedruns minecraft so much that they want to suck his chonking sea pickle. They are known for mental illnesses that blind them completely from their own brain's inputs and instead fall to the hive mind. Another word to describe this
inbred subspecies is a beta cuck that mates only with the dream's speedrun music while they lick the window of the short bus.

Also see Autism

Dream Stan: I just added notfound at the end of my gamer tag. I am so glad dream created minecraft. (deamsexualnotfound)
Chad: Unlike your virginity, you will never see your dad again. So get off your dream waifu body pillow and go outside.

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

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