discernment 

Ability to judge well

An astonishing lack of discernment

discernment by Indolence June 6, 2016

discernment 

Its the Judgement by which we perceive and declare the differences between several things:

this stuff is not easy to discern between the practical and theoretical.
discernment

discernment by JaikeKun April 9, 2012

discernment monkey 

primitive prejudice of human nature

a byu gold digger

discernment monkey by joel mcnasty March 16, 2003

gift of discernment 

A gift from God. A gift that allows you to see into someones life with out having a reference about them.

First person "Yeah, he's a good man"
Second person "How do you know?"
First person "oh that's God's gift of discernment talking again!"

gift of discernment by Mr. Kipp September 15, 2007

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) 

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

Gift of Discernment 

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

Gift of Discernment by Rev Aaron June 28, 2011

disteramental 

1. Very sad and hopeless, almost like depressed, but much worse.

2. Letting yourself live just to suffer life even more, even though you are very sad.

"Ash," Scott said,"you are you ok?"
"Yea," she sighed,"I am just disteramental."
"Oh. At least you aren't distarnated."

disteramental by Fearain May 12, 2009