Dysfunction's definitions

quit

to stop smoking or doing drugs.

Dumb Stoner: "w4nn4 g0 sm0k3 s0m3 1337 w33d?!"

Person who quit: "eat a dick dumb putz"

Stoner: "WTF H4X OMG@!!! I'm getting arrested! WTF!!!"

by Dysfunction September 14, 2003

nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.

"He had nut stains all over his pants"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

D-runk

The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.

- I got drunk last night
- You were past that. You were d-runk.

by dysfunction December 10, 2004

Disfunktshun

HEY! I am not a penis u wanker. I do own you and all your base though. :-D

Dysfunction stole all your bitches!

by Dysfunction September 15, 2003

Ends

Money. What we all live and die for.

"Ends. Some people would rob they mother for the ends.
Rats snitch on one another for the ends.
Sometimes kids get murdered, for the ends.
So before we go any further I want my ends." - Everlast "Ends".

"So he falls off track, starts smoking the crack. And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react."

by Dysfunction January 18, 2004

roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

fuckies

A group of stupid, annoying, or dumb people.

*mumbles* "fuckies..."

by Dysfunction January 11, 2004