Dysfunction's definitions

US Government

America is good and all but the government is fucked up. But America's Army is the best part of it :)

America's Army should overthrow America's Government.

by Dysfunction October 26, 2003

nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.

"He had nut stains all over his pants"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

people inside the phone

1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.

"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

quit

to stop smoking or doing drugs.

Dumb Stoner: "w4nn4 g0 sm0k3 s0m3 1337 w33d?!"

Person who quit: "eat a dick dumb putz"

Stoner: "WTF H4X OMG@!!! I'm getting arrested! WTF!!!"

by Dysfunction September 14, 2003

Americas Army

Awesome free game made by the United States army. The new version (Special Forces) comes out October 31st! :)

www.americasarmy.com

by Dysfunction September 28, 2003

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Best damn fuckin movie ever. there is a good quality version on Kazaa right now! Fucking awesome movie starring Johnny Depp.

I'm a doctor of journalism man.

by Dysfunction September 23, 2003

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 7, 2003