n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half
robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where
normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.
n. Dude that dilborg
totally just hit on your girlfriend.
v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.
Bro:
No worries, just dilborg him all
night and he'll probably leave.