JackTors's definitions

Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.

Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral

by JackTors May 14, 2019

Chappled

To have buggery or other lewd sexual acts, often with the use of handcuffs, committed upon one by a 7 foot tall man in a bear suit. These acts are committed in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation, and the victims in most cases are high school basketball players. Other victims include younger male prison inmates.

" Geez, that poor kid from Burnett got Chappled really bad. They stripped his clothes off and handcuffed him to a chair, then the 7 foot tall assistant coach walked in the room in a bear suit and buggered him. He probably should have went to Steveston instead of Richmond High"

by JackTors April 25, 2019

Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.

Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!

by JackTors April 25, 2019

Disbrowed

To be buggered or have lewd sexual acts committed upon you by your high school basketball coach in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation.

The coach of RHS has buggered at least half the players he has coached. They got Disbrowed

by JackTors April 25, 2019

The Cookser

A totally lame nickname for a guy who gave the nickname to himself

Cory is such a fag, he actually gave himself the nickname " The Cookser ". What a homo he is.

by JackTors November 11, 2019

Wideloader

A guy who walks around like he has basketballs under his arms. Same as ILS (inflated lats syndrome)

"Look at Miller, walking around like he has basketballs under his arms, he's such a wideloader!

by JackTors January 27, 2019

Butt Piracy

For one man to perform anal sex on another man, that does not involve consent from the man who is being analy violated

Whilst Darrell was passed out, John dragged him in to his bedroom and committed butt piracy upon him.

by JackTors November 11, 2019