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Dirty Tomas

Its when you get on yo mama and stick yo hand all of the way through her till you see it come out the asscrack
i tried to give my mama a Dirty Tomas but my arm wasnt long enough
Dirty Tomas by Ryan & Tomas February 26, 2009

Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.
man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday
Dirty Thomas by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021

Dirty Toast 

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).
Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."
Dirty Toast by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
dirty thomas by ru-daddy January 3, 2011

dirty Tamas 

Anyone who dosent take a bath for a week enless there mom forces them with sex. And then threatnes to send the a video to porn market enless she gives him a iphone 13
I am going to do a dirty Tamas
dirty Tamas by anonymous April 4, 2022

dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it
"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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