dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

by John_Utah October 30, 2015

Dirty River

An alcoholic beverage must be drank to finish by circulating it among a group of friends until completely empty. Often, the cap is tossed out to eliminate the option of resealing.

We have 10 minutes until the cab gets here. Let’s dirty river this bottle of Fireball

by MeatBeatinKeet November 11, 2017

dirty river

punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful anal sex, causing the to defacate uncontrollably

That no good bitch fucked my brother, so i gave her a dirty river

by caneface April 05, 2003

Dirty River

when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.

Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river

by JerseyDennis July 29, 2010

Dirty river

When a females vagina stinks

Aye bro I heard she got a dirty river

by Help 1744 June 25, 2017

Dirty River

Anal Sex, plain and simple.
See buttsecks

Those two students on the football field bleachers are drifting up the 'ole dirty river.

by Specter_pecter June 25, 2006

dirty old river weed

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."

This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!

by milk salad August 17, 2010