5 definitions by John_Utah

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a phrase used by insecure fans who are jealous of a superior team that loses despite NBA intervention.
Look at those last place fans talking about 3-1 leads being blown., they sure are jealous of Warriors fans
by John_Utah November 23, 2016
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The act of domination exhibited by the Golden State Warriors and their fans when pissing all over an opponent.
Did you see the Warriors destroy the Spurs, they gave them the ultimate Golden State Shower.
by John_Utah April 30, 2015
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A term used by insecure male music fans who dislike bands like Creed and Nickelback because they do not want to admit they like that music, and instead project a homoerotic connation to compensate insecurity.
I heard that song Higher by Creed, I really liked it, but I cannot let anyone know so I am going to tell everyone I heard that butt rock band Creed on the radio.
by John_Utah December 25, 2018
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Verbally eviscerating and symbolically teabagging the insecure coach/player/fan of an inferior team who is crying about their team being unable to take of their business.
Did you read that Warriors player sure klay-bagged the coach of the Clippers for saying they were lucky.
by John_Utah October 12, 2015
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the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion
Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.
by John_Utah October 29, 2015
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