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dirty quinoa 

When your fucking a bitch so hard she starts cuming seeds. Your too distracted stuffing your building cock in her pussy to notice the sucking sounds shes making. Shes eating her own cum seeds. Just as you start to notice, her pussy tightens not because she's horny but because she's a plant. You have been fucking a plant for the last 20 minutes. Now all thats left is layers of your sad nut and the stench of shame.
I don't wanna get near any plants, I might have a dirty quinoa like Jake did yesterday.
dirty quinoa by anonymous September 7, 2021
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Dirty Quinones 

While laying on the floor underneath two girls rear ending each other with a double dildo, you stick your finger in their ass
Dirty Quinones by chitty88 May 21, 2009

dirty quintana 

When a hispanic male with glasses.. Is a hoe ass nigga and likes to eat salads all day.
Im going on a diet this weekend so its dirty quintana time brah.

Dirty quinlan

When your penis is to small so you put one of your balls in the girls vagina and the other in her anus to pleasure her.
"She laughed at the size of my dick,so I gave her a Dirty Quinlan"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016