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dirty nicholas 

A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
dirty nicholas by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018

Dirty Nicholas 

A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing
Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
Dirty Nicholas by Babygirl1719 July 30, 2020

Dirty Nicole 

Blow drying you tucked dick with your ass farts every 30 seconds.
RuPaul's dress was flapping with a dirty nicole
Dirty Nicole by Rye Toast June 17, 2021

dirty nicole 

not showering for a week and then having someone eat you out.
nicole always pulls a dirty nicole when shes with mike.
dirty nicole by ghfjhfgjhfgh October 29, 2007

Dirty Nicole 

Like dirty sanchez, but with menstrual blood instead of poo: after having sex during a girl's period, the man rubs his penis on her upper lip, leaving a red moustache.
Yesterday Jenna had her period, so I gave her a dirty nicole
Dirty Nicole by Kiarion May 29, 2014

dirty nicoletta 

the dirty nicoletta is a practice where gyros is shoved up into ones anus and then eaten after the coitus is finished.
Jeff: Hey man I'm going to meet up with this greek girl from tinder tonight and im excited.

Malte: Better watch out that she doesnt want to do the dirty nicoletta with you, thats really disgusting.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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