A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.

I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.

dirty nicholas by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018

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Dirty Nicholas

A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing

Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas

Dirty Nicholas by Babygirl1719 July 30, 2020

Dirty Nicole

Blow drying you tucked dick with your ass farts every 30 seconds.

RuPaul's dress was flapping with a dirty nicole

Dirty Nicole by Rye Toast June 17, 2021

dirty nicole

not showering for a week and then having someone eat you out.

nicole always pulls a dirty nicole when shes with mike.

dirty nicole by ghfjhfgjhfgh October 29, 2007

Dirty Nicole

Like dirty sanchez, but with menstrual blood instead of poo: after having sex during a girl's period, the man rubs his penis on her upper lip, leaving a red moustache.

Yesterday Jenna had her period, so I gave her a dirty nicole

Dirty Nicole by Kiarion May 29, 2014

dirty nicoletta

the dirty nicoletta is a practice where gyros is shoved up into ones anus and then eaten after the coitus is finished.

Jeff: Hey man I'm going to meet up with this greek girl from tinder tonight and im excited.

Malte: Better watch out that she doesnt want to do the dirty nicoletta with you, thats really disgusting.

dirty nicoletta by raccoonlover69 April 17, 2023

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026