1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct

You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.

The Old Dirty Needle by PWHS December 21, 2009

Related Words

dirty nee • Dirty Needle • Dirty Neel • Dirty Neena • the dirty needle • The Old Dirty Needle • Dirty Pine Needles • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south

Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.

They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.

Dirty Needle by Maderous June 15, 2011

Dirty Neel

A Dirty Neel is when you eat frosting off of a Cuban whore's toes while simultaneously get pegged by a midget with only 2 fingers on each hand.

Damn, I'm so full after that Dirty Neel last night.

Dirty Neel by curtaiimm April 20, 2022

Dirty Neena

Fucking necked in a thunderstorm outside in the woods or treelines.... After filler her face with the (after shower) 😛🚿

I just had a Dirty Neena style love making.

Dirty Neena by Phycologist Neena April 4, 2025

the dirty needle

A blow job right after anal.

I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.

the dirty needle by The naughty magician May 5, 2016

Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!

OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

Dirty Pine Needles by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026