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Dirty Morgan 

After having sex with a blonde girl, putting 2 fingers in her butt, then rub it in her hair, making a part darker.
Frank "Dude, I so gave that dumb bitch a dirty morgan"
Dirty Morgan by Mr. Bojangles July 10, 2006

Dirty Morgan 

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.
"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

Dirty Morgan 

A dirty Morgan is where the woman's butt smells and the husband follows her around and sniffs it while jerking off
Man I did a dirty Morgan last night smelled horrible!
Dirty Morgan by PotatoeSpud December 12, 2022

Dirty Morgan 

When an ugly, slightly chubby weeb jerks off to much and gets his bellybutton full of cum then has his golden retriever lick it off.
Aww man my friend did a Dirty Morgan so many times last night
Dirty Morgan by SatansPeubicHair September 5, 2021

Dirty Morgan 

when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.
Peit are you ready to do a dirty Morgan
Dirty Morgan by transaction August 22, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026