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Dirty Morgan 

After having sex with a blonde girl, putting 2 fingers in her butt, then rub it in her hair, making a part darker.
Frank "Dude, I so gave that dumb bitch a dirty morgan"
Dirty Morgan by Mr. Bojangles July 10, 2006

Dirty Morgan 

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.
"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

Dirty Morgan 

A dirty Morgan is where the woman's butt smells and the husband follows her around and sniffs it while jerking off
Man I did a dirty Morgan last night smelled horrible!
Dirty Morgan by PotatoeSpud December 12, 2022

Dirty Morgan 

When an ugly, slightly chubby weeb jerks off to much and gets his bellybutton full of cum then has his golden retriever lick it off.
Aww man my friend did a Dirty Morgan so many times last night
Dirty Morgan by SatansPeubicHair September 5, 2021

Dirty Morgan 

when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.
Peit are you ready to do a dirty Morgan
Dirty Morgan by transaction August 22, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026