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Dirty Missa

A dirty missa is when you give someone a blow job while you shit
Did you hear Cassie gave Max a dirty missa for a dollar?
Dirty Missa by Yungbratzzzz April 14, 2020

dirty-missed 

The act of phoning someone but deliberately hanging up after just one or two rings so that they will hopefully call you back and thus pay for the call. Formerly only relevant to cell/mobile phones but with the advent of 1471 (in the UK)and the increased use of caller diplay, it now equally extends to calls to or from land lines.
"I want to talk to Rowan but I'm nearly out of credit, so I'll have to do dirty-missed to her"
dirty-missed by howsoonisnow January 9, 2009

Miss Dirty Sanchez 

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and then pulls her finger out to drag it under the mans nose.
Bob was turned on watching Cindy finger bang her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".
Miss Dirty Sanchez by Mandieet January 10, 2007

Miss dirty sanchez 

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and pulls out her finger and drags it under the mans nose.
Bob was turned on while Cindy finger banged her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".
Miss dirty sanchez by Mandieet December 9, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026