dirty milk

To spoil a girl like milk, and then fuck her boobs. One might say it looks like the male is making cottage cheese or churning butter.

Man I gave my girlfriend the dirty milk last night.

by fjkdla; August 5, 2006

Dirty Milk Wand

A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.

He loves a good dirty milk wand

by Cokestraw April 14, 2019

Dirty milk bottle

When you cum in an exactly four month old milk bottle then you let it ferment for another four months, and make a smoothie with it, and give it to your friends.

"Hey Jack what are we having tonight." "Some dirty milk bottles."

by Fuckleo September 29, 2014

dirty milk wormshake

A sexual prank were a male cums/ejaculates in a milk shake with worms and feeds it to his partner.

"Damn i gave that girl a dirty milk wormshake"

by Lick it like a lolipop January 2, 2020

The Dirty Milk Man

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.

Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.

by Tedwin December 27, 2007

Dirty Milkmaid

A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.

This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.

You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.

That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011

Dirty Milkman

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!

Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.

by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013