dirty mervin 

When a man blows his load onto a woman’s anus, then wipes it up with his hand and throws it against her forehead

Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin

dirty mervin by The real manny April 8, 2019

Dirty Meringue 

A Dirty Meringue is a fella who you would expect to have a vanilla sense of sexual nature towards other potential homesexual males but actualy gives off a vibe that other potential homesexual males feels is too aggressive in the sheets.

Corybn was completely off guard when Jack went from a chill conversion about chugging beers to a complete Dirty Meringue and implied that the beers could be a metaphor for his peen.

Dirty Meringue by Definitely not Terry June 22, 2021

dirty marvin 

An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.

While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!

dirty marvin by Devilned July 22, 2011

dirty melvin 

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

dirty melvin by Tarbaby25 May 19, 2020

Dirty Merlin 

A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.

I met Ben for a drink as usual, but this time Dirty Merlin was there.

Dirty Merlin by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009

dirty Melvin 

the act of having sexual intercause with your dog.

i did a dirty melvin yesterday with liza

dirty Melvin by Harry ackerberg April 19, 2020

Dirty Melvin 

The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina

Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?

Dirty Melvin by melvinator November 24, 2021