When a man blows his load onto a woman’s anus, then wipes it up with his hand and throws it against her forehead
Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin
by The real manny April 8, 2019
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Corybn was completely off guard when Jack went from a chill conversion about chugging beers to a complete Dirty Meringue and implied that the beers could be a metaphor for his peen.
by Definitely not Terry June 22, 2021
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An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.
While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!
by Devilned July 22, 2011
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by Tarbaby25 May 19, 2020
Get the dirty melvin mug.A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.
by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009
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