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dirty master 

When a black slave owner shoves a shoe in his asshole while preforming a lobotomy to his pregnant step daughters dirty nigger slave and simultaneously repeatedly punches his balls until they have a consistency of whipped cream then pours it out on his biggest slaves child while sleeping in a pig pen.
Slave 1: i hope massa Bartholomew buys me.
Slave 2: no i heard he is a dirty master.

Dirty masker 

When you skip and get held back in a grade while you are having a relationship with the math teacher in kindergarten and the English teacher marries the math teacher you like
Dang the teach pulled a dirty masker
Dirty masker by MagnetKid897654321 January 4, 2022

dirtmaster

A dirtmaster is someone who always does things generally reserved for dirtbags. They never do anything upstanding or clean because they only do dirty things. Mainly actors, child molesters, and murderers make up this group of people.
Peter Stormare was such a dirty Russian in Armageddon." "Yeah he was a complete dirtmaster in that movie.
dirtmaster by Dirtmaster Flex September 20, 2010
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