dirtmaster

A dirtmaster is someone who always does things generally reserved for dirtbags. They never do anything upstanding or clean because they only do dirty things. Mainly actors, child molesters, and murderers make up this group of people.

Peter Stormare was such a dirty Russian in Armageddon." "Yeah he was a complete dirtmaster in that movie.

dirtmaster by Dirtmaster Flex September 20, 2010

dorkmaster 

In gamer circles, the person who coordinates and runs a gaming session. The dorkmaster is responsible for securing the equipment, knowing and teaching the rules of the game, resolving any issues or disputes, and generally keeping the game flowing; like a dungeon master, but not D&D-specific.

Frank was a terrible dorkmaster; he didn't know how to set up the board and we spent half the game watching him look up rules.

dorkmaster by milesmason777 September 30, 2008

Durtmaster 

1)someone who looks like a hobo and is usualy of greek descent

2)someone who puts mayonaise on his salami

3) a fascist, and a racist and a nazi all mixed into one...

*Odd helGAY gaksioyer puts mayo on his salami sandwich

"yo, that so durt!, your such a durtmaster"

Durtmaster by schymmla July 7, 2004

dirtster 

Simply put, a dirtster is a hipster who's just dirty. Hipsters are carefully put together as to look like they just woke up and suddenly looked this cool. Dirtsters are subtly different. They did just wake up and, unlike the hipster, just put on their only pair of pants.

They are known for drinking cheap beer, smoking cigarettes that have already been half smoked, dumpster diving, asking "are you going to eat that?", and smelling just a bit funky. In a dimly lit, well ventilated environment, the hipster and the dirtster are almost impossible to differentiate. Careful attention to behavior, however, will revile their true identity.

If you are a bartender:

The Hipster orders a local micro-brew. A dirtster orders Lionshead, PBR or whatever is the cheapest beer.

If you are dating one:

Hipster has an iPhone, a small garden in the back of their studio, listens to NPR and buys you vinyl and vintage clothing.

Dirtster has an old iPod they 'found', lives with at least 5 other people, and buys you items from salvation army stores.

dirtster by jtjennings June 7, 2011

Distaster 

someone who is dissing my taste

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me

Distaster by JR-JG November 18, 2011

Dickmaster 

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)

Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...

Dickmaster by Anonymous May 20, 2003

digimaster 

a person who has fully mastered all digimon games, watched all digimon episodes, has every digimon card, and knows everything about digimon

My digimon collection is now complete, I am now a digimaster!

digimaster by Jim John March 27, 2007