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Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty mariana 

Getting high with the homies, take a lot of acid and have psychedelic sex
Tonight i’m gonna have a Dirty mariana
Dirty mariana by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

Dirty Maria Sanchez 

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

Dirty Mariaelena 

A female who is feminine and attractive and stands out in a bar. Males will buy her alcohol and try to get her drunk as to take advantage. But little do they know she can drink most men under the table. As they try to get her drunk, The male can’t keep up, roles are reversed and the male is then vulnerable to a Dirty Mariaelena. She will take advantage of the male for drinks, food, money or gifts.
Bro, this girl at the bar was so hot! I bought her some shots to losen her up but little did I known she was a Dirty Mariaelena and I ended up passed out with my wallet the missing!
Dirty Mariaelena by Lxsaps February 13, 2019

dirty maria 

basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her twat and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady's nose.
That bitch stole my boyfriend, I'm gonna get nasty on myself and give that cunt a dirty Maria.
dirty maria by Tnips May 9, 2006

dirty mariah 

When a female plays Super Mario while getting fucked in the vagina!
I went over to Christines house and gave her a Dirty Mariah
dirty mariah by Dirty Katie January 17, 2008
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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