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dirty marisa 

A dirty marisa is someone who has a heavy sexual disire for lord shrek
person 1: im soo in love with shrek

person 2: dosnt that make you a dirty marisa
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Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty mariana 

Getting high with the homies, take a lot of acid and have psychedelic sex
Tonight i’m gonna have a Dirty mariana
Dirty mariana by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

Dirty Maria Sanchez 

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

Dirty Mariaelena 

A female who is feminine and attractive and stands out in a bar. Males will buy her alcohol and try to get her drunk as to take advantage. But little do they know she can drink most men under the table. As they try to get her drunk, The male can’t keep up, roles are reversed and the male is then vulnerable to a Dirty Mariaelena. She will take advantage of the male for drinks, food, money or gifts.
Bro, this girl at the bar was so hot! I bought her some shots to losen her up but little did I known she was a Dirty Mariaelena and I ended up passed out with my wallet the missing!
Dirty Mariaelena by Lxsaps February 13, 2019

dirty maria 

basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her twat and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady's nose.
That bitch stole my boyfriend, I'm gonna get nasty on myself and give that cunt a dirty Maria.
dirty maria by Tnips May 9, 2006

dirty mariah 

When a female plays Super Mario while getting fucked in the vagina!
I went over to Christines house and gave her a Dirty Mariah
dirty mariah by Dirty Katie January 17, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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