dirty kristen
dirty kristen by Wilcomk March 30, 2020
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Dirty Kristen
When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.
Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
Dirty Kristen by Kris Vee March 30, 2020
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dirty kristen
When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.
dirty kristen by Mikeytats March 30, 2020
dirty kirsten
When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever
meet.
meet.
The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!
dirty kirsten by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019
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When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat
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