dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

dirty kristen by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

Dirty Kristen by Kris Vee March 30, 2020

dirty kristen

When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.

That chick gave me a sweet dirty kristen last night, then stole my wallet!

dirty kristen by Mikeytats March 30, 2020

dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.

The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!

dirty kirsten by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019

Dirty Kristina 

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus

I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina

Dirty Kristina by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020

dirty kristin 

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick

I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?

dirty kristin by Kalison November 7, 2007

Dirty Kristine 

When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat

I had no place to catch when I moved to Hawaii so I had to pull a Dirty Kristine

Dirty Kristine by Pineapple dreamcatcher April 17, 2020