dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

dirty kristen

When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.

That chick gave me a sweet dirty kristen last night, then stole my wallet!

by Mikeytats March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

by Kris Vee March 30, 2020