dirty krista
When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.
dirty krista by chablowme July 2, 2006
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dirty kristal
The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.
dirty kristal by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020
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Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021
dirty kristaps
when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag
dirty kristaps by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021
dirty krishan
when your too anxious to talk to a woman on the dance floor so you make the excuse your waiting for your mother.
person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"
dirty krishan by sethisthegayestofhumans April 5, 2023
Dirty Krishav
The act of throwing cow shit on to your Dad's chest from across the family dinner table, all while inserting your feet in each other's anal cavities.
Dirty Krishav by SNOTATOR January 14, 2025
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