dirty krista

When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.

Damn, i woke up this morning and jamie was pullin' a dirty krista, hard!

by chablowme July 2, 2006

dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

dirty kristaps

when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag

that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps

by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021

dirty krishan

when your too anxious to talk to a woman on the dance floor so you make the excuse your waiting for your mother.

person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"

by sethisthegayestofhumans April 5, 2023

Dirty Krishav

The act of throwing cow shit on to your Dad's chest from across the family dinner table, all while inserting your feet in each other's anal cavities.

''I saw a video of Patel doing the Dirty Krishav last night''

by SNOTATOR January 14, 2025