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Kristaps
The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.
Kristaps by el12foryou44 December 17, 2019
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Kristaps
Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).
Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Kristaps by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010
Kristaps Porzingis
A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017
Kristaps Porzingis
A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft
Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
Kristaps Porzingis by Fchwpo November 13, 2017
Dirty Kristaps
Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021
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