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dirty keel 

after the act of sex takeing ur light cigratte and shoveing it up ur partners ass and blowing smoke into her ass and makeing her fart it out. some people also like to use the ass as and ashtray.
yo i just finished bustin a nut on dat bit den i b finn do a dirty keel u know i b needin my smokes
dirty keel by mikey j pbg August 20, 2007
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Dirty keely 

During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.
"I cant believe you pulled off a dirty keely!"
Dirty keely by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019

Dirty keeley

Forcing her sons friends to commit sexual activities on a water bed which leads to intense orgasams , finishing it off by collecting all the sex juices and serving it as a drink to her son.
Can't believe we did the dirty Keeley last night ,Was a reyt laugh yungen.
Dirty keeley by Yungen11 March 16, 2020

Dirty keelan 

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.
I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.
Dirty keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Dirty Keelan 

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.
I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.
Dirty Keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Dirty Keelen 

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?
Dirty Keelen by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020

dirtykaela

a tiny girl who absolutely loves the biggest fattest dicks. she’s super small but doesn’t want an ounce of pity and wants it rough and hard. she may look small and innocent but she wants it hard and rough.
“dude that girl last night pulled a dirtykaela on me, i thought she was gonna be timid but man she bounced that ass back until she couldn’t no more”
dirtykaela by kaela.uwu💘 April 17, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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