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Dirty Joke 

A joke that can be seen two ways, innocent or dirty.
A dirty joke, Child, what will eat you if you eat it, acid
Dad, a woman
Dirty Joke by ]]]][[[[ December 20, 2019

Dirty Joke 

Any joke containing at least 75% sexual innuendo, coarse language, graphic and possibly pornographic imagery, and at least one slur or derogatory remark concerning ethic, national, racial background, religion, sexual orientation, and physical or mental handicap. Joke must not be able to be repeated in front of one’s mother; however, joke’s level of offense and thus its quality is exponentially increased with tactless references to one’s fat, stinking, dumb, greasy, illiterate, and over-sexed mama. Jokes deemed off color, in poor taste, and otherwise written on men’s restroom’s walls (whether in pen or body excrement) are acceptable.
Have you heard the Dirty Joke about the greasy oversexed mama from...
Dirty Joke by roddknows June 16, 2010

Dirty Joker 

The act of inserting the two index fingers into the anus while simultaneously inserting the two middle and two ring fingers into the vagina of a girl on her period. The fingers of the same kind on each hand must be held together during insertion. Next, take the bloodied middle and ring fingers along with the two shit smeared index fingers and paint the face of the girl in one stroke with each hand beginning from the middle of the face finishing at the corners of the mouth with all fingers meeting. Use the blood as lipstick to paint around the lips and the shit as eye shadow. Finally, fish out the joker in a deck of cards and lick-n-stick-it to the forehead of your date with the joker image facing up.
I was fucking Dana doggie style the other day and noticed she was on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Joker after I blew my wad. She looked like a sad clown.
Dirty Joker by DonLogan123 December 6, 2011

dirty jokes 

The funniest things in the world to listen to when your dad is drunk.
A 90 yr. old mans sex drive is like trying to play pool with a rope.

What does a soda machine and monica luinsky have in common, "insert bill here ---->"

Why didn't osama have sex with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.
dirty jokes by SwissMiss1000 April 13, 2004

dirty jokes 

a incredible comedy series by the world famous comedian Wiley Squieres (if your underage, keep scrolling, if your a girl, hope your okay with it)
Have you watched the new dirty jokes episode, IT WAS SO FUNNY
dirty jokes by rubby o'volvo January 17, 2024

dirtycokehore 

someone with the name with emily (emilt) or jasmine (jammy)
“dirtycokehore someone who loves coke but is bad on it”
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