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The funniest things in the world to listen to when your dad is drunk.
A 90 yr. old mans sex drive is like trying to play pool with a rope.

What does a soda machine and monica luinsky have in common, "insert bill here ---->"

Why didn't osama have sex with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.
by SwissMiss1000 April 13, 2004

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