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When giving your partner a blowjob they cum into their hand and you proceed to lick said cum

Jessica gave David the Dirty Jayson last night

dirty jayson by GallopingGoose April 2, 2020

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Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed

Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid

Dirty Jason by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018

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Dirty Jason

When you’re a good friend and an even better lover but you’re quick to break someone’s face if they cross you.

We’re cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again I’m gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.

Dirty Jason by Autumn_Spitfire June 5, 2020

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Dirty Jaxson

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.

Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.

Dirty Jaxson by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020

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Dirty jaysen

When you decide you don’t want your girlfriends fries but don’t get sex if you don’t eat them so you eat them

We were getting her food and he had to pull a dirty jaysen

Dirty jaysen by Minxiimayhem24 June 7, 2020

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dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

dirty jason priestly by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

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Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit

I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.

Dirty Jason by mike July 4, 2003

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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