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dirty jäger 

When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.
That dude's crazy..

I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.
dirty jäger by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020
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Dirty Jäger 

Defined as the act of riding a motorcycle while having sex and after hitting a bump or railroad track the man slips out and re-enters into the woman's anus.
Did you see the look on her face after we crossed the tracks? That bump must have done her a dirty jäger
Dirty Jäger by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020

Dirty Jager 

When you show your group friends your insanely small shrimp penis.
I totally pulled a ‘Dirty Jager’ at the party yesterday’s do they all laughed.
Dirty Jager by Daddy Mase April 19, 2020

dirty jagger 

sticking a corn dog up your partners ass and having them eat it with their butt
sorry man i can’t sit down, me and the wife did the dirty jagger last night
dirty jagger by MrReaperManz September 7, 2021

Dirty Jage 

A women’s vagina that is not clean or is very hairy or unattractive and is boner killing.
When I saw Sienna’s dirty Jage it got me turned off.
Dirty Jage by Dirty Hansen June 8, 2019

Dirty Jaeger

A man with a smaller than average penis, but makes up for it with a longer than average neck
Hey did you meet that guy tony?

Yeah, he’s a total dirty jaeger
Dirty Jaeger by John Dailey April 14, 2020
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