When you're both on your period and do a 69 after a night of tacos and tequila while finger fucking each other in the ass. Cuz every Dee is a freaky ass hoe who enjoys a little red dragon.
I went out drinking with Melissa last night and we went back to her place and did a Dirty Dee.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine 2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist 1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands
best movie ever... watch it now!!! also when buying whole wheat bread... INSPECT IT FOR HOLES!!!!!!!
these are the dirty deeds:
1 drink a beer in front of a cop
2 punch the toughest kid in town
3 meat on whole wheat with secret sauce
4 steal a giant blow up leprechaun and put it in the school
5 steal a dead body and put it in the middle of the school
6 get a homecoming queen's bra, signed
7 steal the night watchman's peg leg 8 steal a car worth over $100,000
9 find Duncan Rime
10 destroy the homecoming float
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.