When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.
The act of bleaching your own anus and whilst it’s still wet, the man pulls back his foreskin, inserts his penis and cry’s out in both pain from the bleach and pleasure from the tight asshole.