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Dirty Dana 

When you phone sex chat a girl through her first pleasurable, masturbatory experience.
That Dirty Dana session was the best 20 minutes in a long time.
Dirty Dana by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

Dirty Dana 

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.
Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.
Dirty Dana by The Pirate King August 5, 2008

Dirty Dana 

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall
Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."
Dirty Dana by waterpolokid May 27, 2013

Dirty Dana 

When you pop a girl’s cherry on her parents’ bed while they are out of town.
I totally had him pull a Dirty Dana on me while my parents were in Florida.
Dirty Dana by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

Dirty Danae 

A wholesome broccoli eating forest critter
Hey man you should season those vegetables.. or you'll summon the dirty danae
Dirty Danae by trizzytan August 27, 2021

Dirty Daina 

The act of bleaching your own anus and whilst it’s still wet, the man pulls back his foreskin, inserts his penis and cry’s out in both pain from the bleach and pleasure from the tight asshole.
Hey man, the missus was bleaching her asshole so I decided to give her the dirty Daina.