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Dirty Dalton 

just before ejaculation you cup your hands together to catch the semen. once in hand you do a 360 spin while flinging it along the walls in a circle.
dude last night i hooked up with sydney and pulled the dirty dalton in her parents bedroom.
Dirty Dalton by sunshinepins 103 February 26, 2011

Dirty Dayton 

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Typically a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton

Dirty Dayton 

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)
Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.
Dirty Dayton by Shanannabananas March 12, 2022

Dirty daxon 

When you skull fuck someone then shove a crumpet up their ass.
Did you see Ben give Alissa the dirty Daxon?
Dirty daxon by DisasterPie06 November 10, 2021

Dirty Dalton 

After banging a girl ejaculate and urinate in her butt then she immediately farts in your face.
I picked up this girl at the bar and we did a Dirty Dalton back at my place.

Dirty Dayton 

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton