dirty colt 

When a man with a particularly small penis inserts a fully loaded Colt's Manufacturing Company, LLC pistol into their rectum for easy storage and continual lubrication of the firearm.

Malcolm is always ready with a dirty colt in ass in case of a mugging on these dangerous city streets.

dirty colt by ebacanni March 31, 2020

Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.

"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."

Dirty Colton by schnapson April 16, 2020

dirty colten 

a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.

Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!

dirty colten by thebigwonkus91 January 24, 2019

Dirty Colter 

The act of taking a bong rip off a girls back while blowing her back out

“Yeah she asked if I wanted to get fucked up so I gave her the old Dirty Colter”

Dirty Colter by C0mmanderC0dy77 April 9, 2020

Dirty Colten 

To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean

His cock is not gonna smell for a week after that dirty colten he recieved

Dirty Colten by THENIGQE April 9, 2024