ebacanni's definitions

dirty colt

When a man with a particularly small penis inserts a fully loaded Colt's Manufacturing Company, LLC pistol into their rectum for easy storage and continual lubrication of the firearm.

Malcolm is always ready with a dirty colt in ass in case of a mugging on these dangerous city streets.

by ebacanni March 31, 2020

Slop'o'bottom'us

A gay male who is penetrated during anal sex, while his anus is extremely dirty and un-douched!

Matt is such a Slop'o'bottom'us, hes got diarrhea and still takes dick all night long!

by ebacanni March 29, 2015

Park Ranger

A gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")

Hank only talks to Bears on Grindr, he's a is a park ranger!

by ebacanni February 23, 2015