colten

a little man with little hands an a little dick

look at that colten kid he is so short

by mr. big dick rick April 2, 2020

colten

a stubid gay ass whore who dont know how to treat girls.lieing son of a biacthhhh.

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colten decker.

by jenni and ali October 8, 2008

colten

A term used for those retarded and easily distracted folk.

I think my brother is a Colten.

by MIss Crichton July 7, 2008

colten

fag

person #1: whose that fag over there
person #2: oh thats colten

by i win more January 21, 2009

colten

A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games

Eeeeewwwww its that colten kid bleh

by New york city kid July 7, 2017

Colten

The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.

That's my Colten.

by Natyr July 30, 2016

Colten

Smexy Male attack helicopter (Apache) usually defending Capitalism and USA or doing random stuff, drinking the tears of libtards and helping trump doing stuff, next mission: taking care of North Korea.

Colten:I want to be like Colten when I grow up

by Panda_Wizards September 20, 2017