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dirty cock  

a dick that smells like piss .
a dirty cock mother fucker that wants some head in cincinnati this happens to be i guess regular habbit, its very raunchy WASH your dicks

Dirty Cock Sucker 

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.
This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.
Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....
Dirty Cock Bandit by Co0ody January 14, 2008

Dirty Cock Syndrome 

When one displays signs of a sore throat, possibly as the result of giving oral pleasure to a man who may be unclean
"Dirty slag! You aint ill, just got a bit of dirty cock syndrome from sucking off the bin man!"

Dirty Cock Gargle 

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!

Dirty Cock Rocket

A large cock otherwise known as a hammer that often see the inside of an asshole.
His dirty cock rocket was ridden hard.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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