dirty carlbon

When you ejaculate the fattest nut all over your boys face. You then proceeded to lick it off of their face and spit it in their ear. Next you shake their head like a blender until the nut makes it into their brain and then they are totally brain fucked.

Last night at the party Tyler gave Adam the meanest dirty Carlbon

by Nigga Pope June 6, 2020

dirty carlton

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Dirty Carlton

Asking to be pegged by a woman who isn't into it

The sex was great until he bent over and asked for a Dirty Carlton!?

by Spamzi February 28, 2022

dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.

My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson

by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.

“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”

by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025