dirty braedon

when you cum in your partners belly button and make them drink it like a jelly shot

woah, you gave her a Dirty Braedon!

by Dirtyjamie October 18, 2017

Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Dirty brandon the entertainer

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

by Maatttyyy April 14, 2020

Dirty Braeden

When you are balls deep in your wife's, sisters asshole when she happens to have a tiny residual pop in her pop shoot that because of your forcefully thrusting spatters on the wall of her kitchen, and later when you are at her house with your wife, she thinks it is chocolate and licks it.

Ian did a dirty braeden last week and his wife never figured it out that it was not chocolate.

by Donolonious April 23, 2019

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009

Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.

I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020