dirty blueberry 

When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.

-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.

dirty blueberry by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020

Dirty blueberry monkey 

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

Dirty blueberry monkey by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010

dirty blueberry smoothie 

Another variation on the blueberry smoothie. After creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host pussy sticks his/her finger up the girl's ass and plays with her poopshoot while eating her out. When finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her asshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
This should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the ass instead of pussy.

"Wow, this bitch I picked up at a bar last night was a total freak... she loved me playing with her asshole, so I decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. I love dessert!"

dirty blueberry smoothie by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008

dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.

Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.

dirty dirty blueberry by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025