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Dirty zayden 

When your mum is making a deposit at the bank you rub one out into your school shorts whilst waiting for her to return to her car
Wayne did a dirty Zayden whilst waiting for his mum
Dirty zayden by Snuggy nuggy April 5, 2020

dirty Zayden 

When your sitting in your mum’s car whilst she’s popping into the bank and you try and jack off into your school pants before she gets back
Wayne did a dirty Zayden whilst his mum was making a deposit at the bank
dirty Zayden by Snuggy nuggy April 5, 2020

Dirty zaden

A dirty zaden a a weird but cool dude but he like to rub one out at a Children’s park and when he blows his load he gets a dog to lick it up
Yo i saw something doing a dirty zaden today
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026