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dirty Shelbi 

When a girl can’t get her man turned on she buys a violin that only plays wap. she begins to strip and play wap on the violin with her mega hairy coochie lips in front of him to finally give him a boner. the only way she lets him finish off is by cumming inside the hole of the violin. she then collects it for years so she can dump ancient cum on him if he ever cheats on her.
i just wasn’t having it with my girl but couldn’t keep my hands off her once she pulled a dirty shelbi.
dirty Shelbi by hairypussy69 February 13, 2021
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dirty shelia 

Savage, Classy, Bougie, Ratchet. Heartless,Doesn’t do emotions. Will make you fall in love and rip your heart out of your chest!
I have become such a Dirty Shelia.
dirty shelia by Dirty Shelia April 14, 2020

dirty shelby 

When a girl is 69ing and farts on the guys face
I ate so much taco bell that my dirty Shelby turned very messy.
dirty shelby by shebwoo February 2, 2014

Dirty Shelli 

A sultry Vixen who will break your heart if you let her.
A Dirty Shelli is generous with her love, but she'll never commit.
Dirty Shelli by HotMustardTarts September 10, 2020

Dirty Shellie Marie 

A meadow scented herb of the indica family. It provides calm, relaxed good times all day long.
I smoked some Dirty Shellie Marie to calm me down for the rest of the day
Dirty Shellie Marie by anonymous November 9, 2021
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