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Dirt McGurt 

noun - a female that is not just extreamly slutty but extreamly ugly also. Not to be confussed with the general slut, the Dirt McGurt is an ugly and quite possibly fat slut, whore and or skank.

also know as "Drit Dirt" , "Dirty McGurty" and the ultimate "Dirtus McGurtus"
"dude thats the biggest Dirt McGurt i've ever see"

"DID U SEE THAT DIRT MCGURT!!!"... "oh em gee that was a dirt"

(while passing by a Dirt McGurt)"DIRT DIRT!!"
Dirt McGurt by wojo December 15, 2004

Dirt McGurt’l 

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.
Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.
Dirt McGurt’l by BM1979 June 30, 2020

Dirt Mcgirt 

One of the many nicknames of O.D.B From Wu-Tang Clan AkA
*Ason Unique
* The Bebop Specialist
* Big Baby Jesus
* BZA
* Cyrus
* Dirt Dog
* Dirt McGirt
* Dirty
* Barney Kool Breeze
* The Father
* Freeloading Rusty
* Joe Bananas
* Michael (Can't get off) Phipps
* ODB
* Ol' Dirt Schultz
* Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant
* Ol' Dirty Block (Gravel Pit Music Video)
* Osirus
* Prince Delight
* The Professor
* Rain Man
* Da King
Yo man,Ol' Dirty aka Dirt Mcgirt Ripped up that new track
Dirt Mcgirt by Eazy6691 May 18, 2007

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein 

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirt 

someone or some act that has you disgusted
Frank the dirt mcgirt dropped kangaroo pellets into his girlfriends mouth while she was sleeping and then woke her up and told her she had bad breath.
dirt mcgirt by Friskydingo March 31, 2007

Dirt Mcgirt 

When you break up old cigarettes to roll a new one.
"Yo C I'ma roll A dirt mcgirt"

"I'm gonna break these butt's down, and roll a dirt mcgirt real quick dawg"
Dirt Mcgirt by Jappawocky January 2, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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