Is when you own a pool and wanna be friends and family only want to hang with you during the pool season. But forget your ass exist during the cold months.
Man, I was “pool raped” Saturday. All these people I ain’t seen since high school showed up at my house and “pool raped” my ass.
by BM1979 December 01, 2018
That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.
Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.
by BM1979 June 30, 2020