dirkjes 

Pieces of shit that stick in you butthair. This is really annoying and disgusting.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.

Person 1: Damn I think I have some dirkjes...

Person 2: Ewwww...

*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2

Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!

dirkjes by randomguy 703526 January 12, 2014

Dirkesness 

the psychological state that is beyond insanity

" dude, you are showing signs of Dirkesness!"

Dirkesness by the insane one! August 2, 2009

Dirkje 

Annoying, has to talk all the time. Don't be friends with Dirkje.

She's a Dirkje.

Dirkje by m.uncles November 23, 2021

Dirkje 

Dirkje is one of The prettiest girls in The world. She is really Unique. And if you ever met a Dirkje make sure to never leave her because She Will have your back when its nessasary. She always tells The truth and Will never let you down.

Wow That girl is amazing She must be a Dirkje!

Dirkje by Papapapapapapap February 26, 2017

dirkies

dirkes is used to describe someone who is utterly confused or looks insanely stupid

Yo Trey just fell off his bed, he off the dirkies bro.

dirkies by Yocko May 9, 2018

Dirkje 

A Dirkje is someone who is perfect in every way. Even though they may not always believe it, they're one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet.

Wow Dirkje is so perfect!
That person is so nice and pretty, they must be a Dirkje!

Dirkje by Definitelynotvic November 21, 2021