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Annoying, has to talk all the time. Don't be friends with Dirkje.
She's a Dirkje.
Dirkje by m.uncles November 23, 2021
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Dirkje is one of The prettiest girls in The world. She is really Unique. And if you ever met a Dirkje make sure to never leave her because She Will have your back when its nessasary. She always tells The truth and Will never let you down.
Wow That girl is amazing She must be a Dirkje!
Dirkje by Papapapapapapap February 26, 2017
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A Dirkje is someone who is perfect in every way. Even though they may not always believe it, they're one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet.
Wow Dirkje is so perfect!
That person is so nice and pretty, they must be a Dirkje!
Dirkje by Definitelynotvic November 21, 2021
a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.
Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.
Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018
To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends
Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken
dirken by Mylan! July 11, 2016

Dirksexual 

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.
Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.
Dirksexual by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020
Pieces of shit that stick in you butthair. This is really annoying and disgusting.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.
Person 1: Damn I think I have some dirkjes...

Person 2: Ewwww...

*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2

Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!
dirkjes by randomguy 703526 January 12, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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