Dirkje
She's a Dirkje.
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Dirkje
Dirkje is one of The prettiest girls in The world. She is really Unique. And if you ever met a Dirkje make sure to never leave her because She Will have your back when its nessasary. She always tells The truth and Will never let you down.
Dirkje by Papapapapapapap February 26, 2017
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Dirkje
A Dirkje is someone who is perfect in every way. Even though they may not always believe it, they're one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet.
Dirkje by Definitelynotvic November 21, 2021
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Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018
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Dirksexual by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020
dirkjes
Pieces of shit that stick in you butthair. This is really annoying and disgusting.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.
Person 1: Damn I think I have some dirkjes...
Person 2: Ewwww...
*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2
Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!
Person 2: Ewwww...
*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2
Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!
dirkjes by randomguy 703526 January 12, 2014
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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