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To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.
Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!
Dirking by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009
When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
Dirking by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Dirkinate 

(v) to shoot down enemy air support in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

named after Dirk Kelly, the greatest history teacher ever
Oh my god an AC139! Time to Dirkinate it!
Dirkinate by ROXguitarist19 August 20, 2010

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.
Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.
Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

Darkinator

A devoted Lil Darkie fan who follows and supports the rapper as well as to share a loving passion for Joshua Hamilton
Are you a darkinator?
No but I might be after I heard his new single!
Darkinator by forcroiz April 6, 2021
1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Dirking by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008