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The most wonderful girl in the world. The one you look at and can’t believe her beauty. Not only she is a beauty on the outside but she has also a very beautiful soul. I don’t know what to do without Dirkina in my life. Once you have a Dirkina, DON’t ever let her go.
Dirkina
dirkina by Ina-lovexo December 8, 2021
Words you can keep
To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.
Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!
Dirking by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009
When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
Dirking by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Dirkinate 

(v) to shoot down enemy air support in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

named after Dirk Kelly, the greatest history teacher ever
Oh my god an AC139! Time to Dirkinate it!
Dirkinate by ROXguitarist19 August 20, 2010

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.
Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.
Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

Darkinator

A devoted Lil Darkie fan who follows and supports the rapper as well as to share a loving passion for Joshua Hamilton
Are you a darkinator?
No but I might be after I heard his new single!
Darkinator by forcroiz April 6, 2021
1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Dirking by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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